so thats when I said

ducks fly better when they are made out of chicken

And cows would live longer if they weren't made of steaks and leather coats

im guessing the kids are out drinking

Keeping company with j.d wetherspoon good old mobile internet so I can see what you old timers are on about

sitting here after 4 hours in hospital dosed up to eyeballs on some legal opiate...hmmmm muscle relaxants. Oh I think im druling over the keyboard.
GTP

I have just had some baileys flavoured ice cream sauce. Very nice but this old timer is now drunk and off to bed

haha what you done gtp?

sorry had passed out. those drugs are ace! except they take about 45 minutes to work last for an hour and I can only take 8 a day maximum.
Old neck injury has flared up, feels like a baseball bat not only has hit me across the back of the head but it has then be shoved through my eye socket and down my spine. then to top it all off a f.....g badger has decided to gnaw on the bat!
Other than that its no biggie.

GTP

shit thats not good can i have some for my hangover why do i do it to myself i was running around in chalk mines a 4am what a dickhead

sounds fun, I remember caving in rural australia had been submerged fro 45 minutes in an old copper mine, when we cam across a partial cave in, being just mear boys (21,22 or23) we squeezed through on our bellies with our back scraping the roof and continued on for another 20 minutes or so till we came to a 100 foot tall vertical shaft to the surface, but no other way to go so we climbed it, bearing in mind there is 10 or so of us and in jeans and t shirts so no preparation. Upon exiting the shaft we were confronted with circa 100 meters of thistles in every direction. so back down the hole to find our way back.
at the entry adit we were then confronted by a game dog, bloodied chest after collecting his masters kill, he started barking and making a right royal noise such that mr Hunter with large shotgun over his shoulder appeared between us and safety...ever seen Wolf Creek, well this was years before that but the stories of similar events flooded through our minds as we almost panicked.
I don't know how we survived that day but what a hoot. Oh my head hurts.

GTP

hahaha brilliant

where abouts are the chalk mines dude? GTP you should try some 'natural' medication. Theres been alot of studies showing the benefits of it.

in the woods opposite the holiday inn heading into the city there nuts